History It turns out that the first white man in North America wasn’t Columbus, it was a Viking from Kongsberg who left his mark on a gravestone in Nova Scotia, and that even he was preceded by a Basque from Santiago who sailed here in 1184. It turns out the Aztecs made it across the Atlantic in 500 B.C., landing in England to worship Quetzalcoatl in the rain-shrouded moors of Devon. It turns out things are different, surprising, not like you thought; the Laplanders of Norway were in North Dakota in the year 204, bringing with them a gospel written in Sanskrit by Christ’s twin sister; Zulu tribesmen voyaged to the North Pole long before the last ice age, they brought with them abacuses and bells made of stone, also small machines remarkably similar to lasers. It turns out that the Declaration of Independence was originally written in Celtic by Duke Ellington and Mao Tse-Tung, then translated into English by the druids of Mexico; the atlas shredded, usual wisdom flummoxed, Muddy Waters is the secret author of the Tao-Te Ching, Emily Dickinson the first translator of the Egyptian Book of the Dead, the Boston Tea Party started by Confucius, the assassination of Kennedy accomplished by Merlyn, the hydrogen bomb invented by the Mayans of Germany. And whose story is it you’re going to believe, and what dream of fact is this from which you have yet to awake, and where do you come from O thread in history’s rug, O waterdrop far from the sea, O man or woman kept and caught, imprisoned in a story written by others, wandering through someone else’s dream of the world? (from Miracle Atlas) |